Banta: Why doesn't China play Cricket? Santa: Actually, ICC doesn't want them to play the game because everyone looks the same. If someone gets out, he shall go to the pavilion, wash his face and come out to bat again!
One day, A Chini was in hospital. Santa went to meet him… Chini said “CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA” & died. SANTA went china to know the meaning, that was: KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha. Pipe se saans nahi le paya..